I was THIS close to plonking down for an Aspire One for the missus. Until I found out the Windows XP version in Malaysia is a fucking ripoff. Let’s see:
That’s RM383 more for CRAPPIER SPECS. Look Acer, you want to rip us Malaysians a new asshole? Get in line. You ain’t getting my shrinking Ringgit that easy.
Let see if Dell is any better when they launch the Inspiron 910 this Thursday.
3. Superglue dental floss to the butt of the fly. Tie other end on your finger. You now have a mini fly-kite, with no wind needed! (this actually works better with junebugs and moths.)
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6. Construct larger wings for your new fly pet. Make them out of paper, draw rockets and machine guns, then glue to fly wings. Conquer small third world countries with new destructo-fly air force. Works best with step 1. Post videos of maiden flight on youtube.
When it comes to mobile phones, Japan is years ahead of the rest of the world. While in Malaysia and most parts of the world Sony Ericsson’s current top-of-the-line camphone is the 5 megapixel C902, Japan has, well, EVERYTHING: Large, delicious OLED screens, 5 megapixel cameras with 3x OPTICAL ZOOM, barcode scanners, digital wallets, Sayaka Ando, etc. etc.
Just browsing through their website is like taking a peek into the future. Come on SE, where’s the lovin’?
But holy crap, listen to THAT. He would make Simon Cowell cry. Hell, I’M crying, and so is the neighbor’s cat. I was about to wish you a good weekend, but I don’t think there’s a chance of that now.
Dude A: Eh Saiful, boss is asking we to tink up new produk for dis month promosyen wei. Dude B: Adoi susah. Wat produk we do dis time le. We already do nasi lemak, egg wrap, bubur and mee maggi. Dude A: I pun duno la, las time we brainstorm kan, we combine the sos wit the zinger. Dude B: Ah I no! We put nasi lemak in the egg wrap! Dude A: AKU SUKA DORAEMON!!!! Dude B: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!
They need written, certified documentation for everything. Bank statements, guarantee letters, a detailed account of manga read since puberty, list of dubbed Doraemon episodes watched, number of Sayaka Ando pictures collected etc etc INCLUDING proof of my status as a copywriter, as a tourist, as a human, as a mammal.
Thank you, you overstaying Malaysian scumbags who made all this possible. May your next piece of karaage lodge itself in your throat permanently.
